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CHAPTER ONE: The Incident - You're Ours Mesh'la (NSFW) Bad Batch Series
Warnings: Gangbang, fingering, face-fucking, hair pulling, multiple orgasms, swearing, slapping (sexually), reader get hurt (minor injury).
Plot: After an incident and Wrecker's constant hint of 'taking care of you', Tech is finally pushed to the limits and he shows you who you belong to, though Wrecker challenges him, and soon enough the whole Batch are before you...
Word Count: 5.8K+ BOI DAT LONG ASFF
Pronouns of Reader: She/Her
Gender of Reader: Female
Pairing: Reader x Tech, Reader x Wrecker, Reader x Crosshair, Reader x Hunter, Reader x Echo.
Author's Note: Well, my ancestors would be immensely disappointed in me, but it's all for good reason. I really hope you enjoy what is here, and leave a like and reblog if you do, I really appreciate it! As always, if I have left out any triggers/warnings that may be useful to add, please let me know! Strikethroughs mean that I haven't completed my work, but stayed tuned for it to be released!
THIS SERIES: << Prologue || Chapter Two: Healing Nicely >>
OTHER: << Masterlist || Wattpad || TikTok >>
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It had started so quickly, not even Tech could comprehend what was happening until it had actually happened. You both grunted as you slipped on the slippy floor, both of you tumbling down like a crashing building. Tech was quick to react, pulling you on top of him to cushion your fall a bit more. Unfortunately, Tech was not Hunter, he was not as hyper-aware of his surroundings as the Sargent was, and you cried out as your leg got trapped between the ship and bunk.
"Y/N? Are you okay?" You heard Tech ask you, both hands on your waist. If it hadn't been such a horrible time, you would have felt butterflies in your stomach, but now all you felt was pain.
You groaned, "yeah... I think I broke my leg." You wanted to cry, but you held them back.
There was a moment of silence as Tech moved from beneath you so you were laying on the cold ships floor and he hovered above you; your breath instinctively hitched, but Tech took it as the pain in your ankle.
"If your leg is broken, why say yes as a response to my question? You are clearly not-"
Fourteen and a half hours later and my frustration over the bullshit that was the “season finale” of the Bad Batch burns hotter than ever. I posted a warning last night for people to use filters because this post is going to be anti-Omega and severely critical of the Bad Batch writing.
Scroll by now if you somehow didn’t heed that warning…
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Filler.
That’s what this episodes was. Thirty minutes of no stakes, no consequences, no emotional impacts or investment in the outcome (because you could telegraph they were all going to survive), little actual drama, and a massive copout in the end (which I predicted weeks ago).
There’s no build into season two (yay more of the same aimlessly plodding along and working for Cid shit we have gotten all this season), no hook to keep us interested (Nala Se working for the Empire was predicted back during Fives arc), the characters learned nothing and are essentially left as they were in the beginning of the season.
We got tweets hyping the hell out of this episode…
And that’s all it was: hype.
From episode one the characters of Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Echo, and especially Crosshair have been de-characterized, pushed aside for a child character that makes no sense (and who was also hyped up and fallen flatter than a pancake), sent on missions which were really cameo appearances to lead to Rebels (hyping that disaster in hopes of getting more people to watch it), wasted time on things that went nowhere (Omega being hunted as a prime example), and rehashed and repeated plotlines from other shows and movies.
Bad Batch did nothing but flatter the egos of Dave Filoni and Jennifer Corbett by highlighting characters from Clone Wars and Rebels. Characters that were unnecessary and best held for season two or three of BB to have worked in the larger scheme of things.
Rex was all but wasted in his few appearances. His only real purpose was the first of many glaring plot holes the show suffers from: the inhibitor chips.
Gregor and Howzer both were also wasted. Chekhov’s Gun, folks…. “details within a story or play should contribute to the overall narrative.” The purpose of this is to keep writers from making false promises by including details, events or characters that do not play a crucial role in the outcome of the story.
Cody, Wolffe, even Kix were kicked aside for the Martez Sisters, Hera and her parents, and the also wasted Cad Bane (who was bested by a child).
Cody especially should have been included in this show at some point since a) he was kriffin Marshal Commander and b) had a connection to Clone Force 99.
Folks, I’ve read over a thousand pieces of fan fiction in my time on the internet. I’ve seen better from the worst fan fic writers than what we got in Bad Batch. Those writers have passion for their fandom and the characters.
The writers of Bad Batch produced a soulless, aimless, plot-hole riddled mess that left me empty, cold, and unsatisfied by seasons end.
No big questions were asked or answered.
No big moments of revelations that changed lives occured.
No development of any of the characters.
No epic battles.
What we got was lied too.
The Bad Batch wasn’t about The Bad Batch.
It wasn’t even about the clones.
It was about one character and one character only: Omega.
The child created before the Bad Batch but who nobody, least of all Clone Force 99 saw until their magical return to Kamino following Order 66.
Omega who saved the day not once this episode but three times.
Omega who clearly wasn’t part of the original plans for the show and who was painfully shoehorned in just to pacify the Couch Warriors.
Omega who took up episode space and scenes needed to develop and cultivate an actual plot.
Omega who knows everything, can do everything, is loved by everyone she meets, has no flaws, is a pure genetic copy of Jango, learned no real lessons (outside of what dirt feels like) or experienced any real growth in sixteen episodes.
Omega who has thicker plot armor than even Ashoka Tano (who was also shoehorned into many episodes and arcs she wasn’t needed in).
When you remove Omega, the show flows in a way that almost makes it work. The finale would have functioned better if she wasn’t involved because it would have forced the BB and Crosshair into a higher stake situation. The element of fear about their survival actually comes into play and there’s an emotional investment built to see them find a way out of their predicament.
AZ was also a copout. It was the one character defining moment this show had to give Omega something to actually grow and learn from next season. Instead, he’s saved and the BB fly off Kamino in the midst of sunshine while leaving Crosshair behind (again).
Speaking of, a stronger finale would have had Crosshair go with them. Why? Because their struggles to overcome their differences, Crosshair struggling with his chip and choosing his brothers or the Empire sets up season two.
Lazy, inconsistent writing.
That’s all this season has been.
I will continue to say it despite the hate it inspires.
We got robbed, folks.
Again and again and again.
We should be blasting dear ole Dave and all the writers on Twitter for lying to us. They promised us Bad Batch, hyped up epic moments that’d leave us in tears and gave us a show that was anything but.
Honestly I’ve been holding back in this opinion, but after watching the finale, I can’t help but to share this.
So I honestly don’t mind Omega as a character, and I feel that her input is ‘good’ in some sense. But the things is, I started watching this series for THE BAD BATCH aka CLONE FORCE 99, y'know, the 5 (or 4) guys who are defective clones.
But instead of getting the character progression of these characters that I had hoped I would, I got a random character who is the entire center of the show. I wouldn’t mind 1 or 2 episodes. But why is all the focus just onto HER?
Tech, Wrecker, crosshair, Echo and Hunter were all born on Kamino (regardless whether they liked it ornot) and when they watched it burning down, they literally had no emotions present? They only focused on Omega being sad???? Okay????? And???
Maybe it’s because I dislike children, but also it’s just upsetting how little characters development there is with CF99.
I want to see why tech has goggles or why he’s so awkward compared to other clones.
I want to see what Wrecker is like behind that happy facade.
I want to see Hunter more than a dad and his deeper thoughts.
I want to see Echo actually giving a shit about meeting Rex and his past traumas.
Lastly, I want to see Crosshair become something other than a villain?
The way that they had all brushed him off and only focused on Omega? At this point I’m convinced that it isn’t even the plot, just plain bad writing.
I’m starting to doubt if it’s even worth watching season 2 if it will be solely focused on just Omega. I know it sounds horrible also, but I was expecting more whump from the other batch members to prove their loyalty together (I.e. one of the almost drowns and gets saved) but instead it’s Omega. Yet again.
In conclusion, Omega is an alright character. She’s needed for the plot advancement and we’ve nailed her backstory. Now, can we move on? She didn’t need this many episodes focused on her.
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Look at Tech go! He’s got moves! 🕺
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